Anyone seen Ben Steins ridiculous move, Expelled? You know, the movie that pins antisemitism and the Holocaust on Darwin and Evolution? Never mind – it's a total utter fabrication.

Antisemitism existed centuries before Darwin ever stepped on the scene.

Anyway, ever notice that creationists never bother to argue that astrology should be taught along astronomy and given equal time?

Witness the awesome supernatural power of astrology get way a head of this week's LA earthquake.

Just remember to keep your cool as the stars have your back!