
I
was at the American Le Mans Generac 500 at Road America with some good
friends over the weekend. We set up to watch the race by the Gearbox,
which afforded us a good view of a couple of turns and close enough to
food, bevies, bathrooms and plenty of people watching.
As I
impatiently waited in line and finally hurried into the restroom
trailer when my turn was up, I noticed that directly above the urinal,
some astute right-winger carefully penned "
liberalism is a mental disorder"
with a Sharpie. You could see the meticulous effort spent by the writer
in making sure that anyone reading could legibly understand what he had
written.
Afterwards, I began to wonder what could motivate a person to leave graffiti above a urinal and just who is really
sick in the head? Your garden-variety liberal, or the
Urinal Cake Pundit?
This guy thought that this statement was so clever that he needed to
hover over a urinal at eye level – where
countless men go to relieve themselves, and inform the world who he
thinks who are mentally unstable. Um... yep, that sure is the action of
a sane person no less.
Anyway, this vandalism of our sagacious
Urinal Cake Pundit
is an accurate analogy for what I read, or hear, that passes as an
excuse for the unfathomably respected politics of today's right-wing.
Instead of just merely vandalizing private property, the right-wing
vandalizes people.
And we know the rants.
Hateful screeds
that impugns other Americans as un-patriotic, or worse yet, as
terrorists for the high sin of having political differences. The
backwards logic that skews liberalism as destructive to the United
States where liberalism has historically companioned rights for
minorities, women, lifted children out of slave labor shifting the
baseline against right-wing, traditional society. These red herrings, over-flowing from the
potty-mouths of the right-wing are designed to remove focus on the
merits of a possible solution, dribbling vehemence toward other people - drop for drop,
instead of reasoned debate.
And we know the players.
One long
micturative chain
reaction from Coulter to Malkin to McBride, which in turn breeds the
Hemmers – all the more shrill with every iteration in the
movement
of bog roll journalism. No, it is not tangible solutions they offer,
but stark contempt from a jaundiced worldview. They are more like an annoying restroom
attendant, whose politics can be defined as the wipe and smear from the
morally vacant who have nothing left to offer in the debate of what a
compassionate society should be.
Long ago the lever of
ideological authoritarianism was pushed, abandoning principled
conservatism for the witch-hunt frenzy we see today.