I have seen this a few times and another friend recently forwarded it to me. Thought I would put it here for all to enjoy.
>> Subject: Wheat!
>>
>> The Little Red Hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to
>> eat. Who will help me plant it?'
>>
>> 'Not I,' said the cow.
>>
>> 'Not I,' said the duck.
>>
>> 'Not I,' said the pig.
>>
>> 'Not I,' said the goose.
>>
>> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and
>> ripened into golden grain.
>>
>> 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
>>
>> 'Not I,' said the duck..
>>
>> 'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
>>
>> 'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
>>
>> 'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
>>
>> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
>>
>> At last it came time to bake the bread.
>>
>> 'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
>>
>> 'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
>>
>> 'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
>>
>> 'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
>>
>> 'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
>>
>> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
>>
>> She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded
>> a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
>>
>> 'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
>>
>> 'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
>>
>> 'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
>>
>> The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
>>
>> And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>>
>> Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not be so greedy.'
>>
>> 'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
>>
>> 'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone
>> in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers >>must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
>>
>> And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for
>> now I truly understand.'
>>
>> But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the
>> 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
>>
>> Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that
>> 'the rich' were paying for.
>>
>> EPILOGUE
>>
>> Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
>>
>> Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>>
>> That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that
>> they couldn't remember anything.
>>
>> IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?